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Stand your ground, trust your values

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I went to the bank, armed with determination.

I Needed To Buy a Brand New Bulky Fax Machine

Those ancient new fax machines cost a fortune! I know, I know; these days you can fax for free from your Google sunglasses. As long as you watch the ads and click every other time. I don’t enjoy faxing online because of…

KICKING THE FRAUD

5 Months of lesson’s learned, and a 90-day plan preview

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KICKING HISTORY

Traveling back in time showcasing the best Bicho story

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CAUTION: sensitive historical content below, some may suddenly get a headache, tremblings, or urge to ******** somewhere. Call my lawyer if anything.

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Yesterday we were having a profound philosophical discussion on Twitter about time traveling and…

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You may like me so much, you may lick me like a cat

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